Psalm for the Modern Motorist

The Lord is my Director of Transportation
I shall not lose my way
He maketh me to find the less-travelled highways
He leadeth me along the scenic routes
He restoreth my sanity
He leadeth me to the proper exit ramp
For it is correctly named
Yea, though I drive through the valley of the interchange
In the shadow of the overpass
I fear no collision
For Thou art with me
Thy lane designations and directional arrows
They comfort me
Thou preparest a roadmap before me
In the presence of other motorists
Thou annointest my engine with oil
My tank runneth over
Surely good visibility and courteous drivers
Shall follow me
All the journeys of my life
And I shall park in the garage of the Lord
For ever